Ciri-ciri Jantan Tipikal Minded..

haaa..mampoo jantan buat statement mcm ni?? post kali ni mmg tuju kt jntan2 diluar sane yg minded beliau sngat tipikal.. mungkin faktor environment and peers.. bg dorang, they are normal.. being so called real Jantan is something that they proud of... ayoo.. sah2 ego tinggi dorang2 ni.. aku buat statement merapu kt sni.. this is from my own observation since last 2 years... so, girls, if you have dis kind of boyfriend, please think twice... hahahahhaa....

1) can't see if other guy wears pink clothes..
yg ni paling obvious yg beliau sgt2 la minda tertutup... abang oi.. ade ke lam kitab2 ckap lelaki x bleh pkai pink? ade dlam hadis ke? asal pkai pink je, ko cop pondan/gay/hadik2 and so on.. (macam pernah post psal ni).. for them, wears pink is a big sin.. they have to taubat nasuha if they wear it.. pitaam...


2) Never say sorry for a little mistake that they have done..
aq sndiri pernah experience bnde ni.. bnyak kali kot.. unkapan sorry pun x terucap.. tinggi sgt ego beliau smpai xleh nk ckap sori... klau Bf or husband korang mcam ni, nasihat aq korang meng'Izzoh'kan diri je la klau die buat slah.. for guys, seek for forgiveness shows that you are real man.. you are humble person.. and understanding person... ni buat silap skit, sorry pun xnak... klau org buat slah kt die lak.. nak marah smpai maki hamun orang....


3) make fun of sissy or other people who are weaker than them
yang ni paling annoying skali... abang2 mcm ni klau tgok yg lembut2 skit, macam2 la nk d'kutuk nya... padahal x sedar diri tu.. ckup amalan pahala ke x.. Tuhan balas kt ko yg kturunan ko Bapuk 7 kturunan baru ko tau cmne ko rase... sometimes, aq doa sgt2 kt Tuhan, bg dorang rase sdri ape yg dorang buat tu kt org lain...


4) mess up with 1 person, you mess up with the whole gang members
dorang sgt mem'back up' geng2 tipikal dorang ni... even geng dorang ni yg salah, they still think that you ae wrong and he is right... and the whole gang will come after you.. pitaaaammm...


5) get fascinated when they heard or see about sex things...
dorang ni kan... klau dgar je psal sex..or prempuan.. excited mcm menang loteri sejuta.. pastu heboh kt geng2 die... mcam x pernah dgar psal bnde tu.. yang x tahan tu.. klau mule2 tu dorang ngantuk, dgar je psal sex.. segar trus mate die... tumpu perhatian smpai tembus dinding... ayyyooo... grow up la.. bnde tu natural.. nothing funny about it... stu gi, pntang nmpak pompuan yg berdada besar.. mesti excited lebih.. pastu uk usha lame2... Tuhan tarik balik nikmat mata tu baru tau...

actually byak lagi characteristics dorang.. tp aku listkan 5 je.. niat aq bukan nk memalukan dorang ke ape... tp seriously, ni blog aku.. so aku punye suke la nk post ape pun kn..hahahaha... so girls, balik check BF masing2.. ade x characteristics ni.. klau xde.. korang sjud syukur la.. hahahaha... sape2 yang x puas ati or, nk betulkan fakta ke or nk tmbah point ke, sila lah komen dibwah.. huhuhu... adiooss...

Tak Makan Saman.. =_="

tau ke x makan saman tu ape??? klau ade yang x tau.. lpas bace post ni..mesti bleh agak mksud die ape... kt kelas aku ade la 2,3 orang yg x makan saman ni... sorang tu die kuat sgt tidur.. even time kuliah tidur je keja die.. lecturer pun x larat dh nk tegur.. dh kne gelar Hypnos pun bleh chill.. still maintain.. sah..memang x makan saman... respect la kt die... ahahaha.. yg kedua ni... x tau nk describe mcm mne.. tp die ni xde la teruk sgt pun.. tp slalu la mnyakitkan hati orang.. ambik mkanan org pun x bgtau.. klau x dtang kelas tnpa sebab pun bleh blame orang lagi.. mampoo uolls.. slah sdri slahkan org lain.. ko ckap gajah rimau pun kt die.. die still mcm tu jgak...

and the last person..is the best one... yang sorang ni.. die sgt over2 konfiden... die mmg x kesah org nk ckap ape pun kt die.. yang penting.. MAINTAIN uolls... the best annoying thing she ever had is suare bajet cute+manja+ala2 hadik2... pitam... tiap kali aku dgar die buat mcm tu.. mesti aku rase nk gi lempang muke die..like hello.. ko dh 20 ok.. bkn 2 tahun.. tahu la ank bongsu.. perlu ke buat suare manje? aku pun bongsu jgak.. xde la jd manje mcm taik cam ko tu... hazab uolls..

so.. nk dijadikan criter, sbb aku dh hangin stu bdan ngan die ni... time kelas td.. die buat la suare itik tu..

Miss *&^: can i see your phone? (muke ala2 cute+suare ala2 manja)
girl 1: no you can't...
Miss *&^: please.. i wanna see~..
Girl 1: <silent mode> (tahan geram agaknya)
aq : *&^!! stop doing dat.. its totally annoying!! (muke annoys)
Miss *&^: but i'm hungry.. i made dis soung when i drink coffee.. bla..blaa..blaa.. my friend also tell me that.. (kaitan ngan bnde tu??? kwan ko dh tegur, ko bleh x realise lagi kn... mampoo??)
aq: watever.. it still annoying... (nada yg serius+fake smile)
Miss *&^: <silent> (sentap kot..)

class ended...
Mdm Tan: i want you to do bla..bla..bla.. (to the whole class)
Miss *&^: OKAY!! (she said it proudly with that voice!! PITAAAAMM!!!!)

mampoo ko kne tegur direct pun ko still bleh buat?? ayoo... kuat btul minah ni.. mmang x makan saman... pitamm...

apa masalah ko ni?

dlu.. aku ade la berhasrat.. nk pkai phone bru.. touch screen... then pilihan aku Galaxy Note... so, aku bgtau la kt die yg aku angan2 nk beli phone ni... tup2.. selang beberapa minit, die bgtau kt aku yg die dh sruh abg die  tempah phone Galaxy note tu... aku sabar je... then aku ckap la aku nk tkar la.. nk pkai H** lak.. tp mahal.. aku x mampu.. last2 die tukar.. ambik phone tu jgak.. dgn alasan.. abg die ckap Galaxy note x elok.. Motif????

then.. aku give up la nk beli phone... aku ade plan baru.. nk saving duit.. nk beli DLSR... so.. aku borak2 la ngan kwan aku sorang lagi... tup2 die pun ckap actually dh lame dh die nk beli DLSR... apekah ni??? suratan takdir ke uoll ade impian same ngan i??? i geram x berlagu uolls.. nk marahkn.. kwan sdiri.. so, sbar je la.. aku tau.. aku bukn kaya mcm die... nk beli ape2.. mintak je ngan famili.. terus dpat... mcm aku ni.. kne kumpul duit dlu.. gigih cikcur sane sini kmpul duit.. baru dpat beli brang yg aku nak.. tp please la... xkn bnde tu pun ko nk ikut.. jenis aku ni..klau org dh pkai bnde tu.. aku x beli lah... x nk la org ckap aku ni suke copy2 org... haiiishh.. nasib bdan...

lpas ni aku nk ckap aku nk beli bnde ni lak.. tgok ape lak die buat?? pitaaammm...

Tampar-menampar...

halo2... pa habaq uolls.... sihat je kn... ade yang kena tampar ke?? hehehe.. hari ni aku nk stoli experience aku main bola tampaq/tampor/tampar dan seadanya.. mula-mula tu tgok je org main.. x pndai la nk main2 ni... tup2 hari tu try.. trus melekat cam gam.. hahaha... first time aku try.. sume bola ke laut.. tangan aku berlubang kot... hahahaha... pstu jadi statue kt court tu.. org sume peluh2.. aku cool je.. hahahaha... skrg ni ok la skit.. sbb practice skit dn juge dgn bntuan coach(smpai skrang aku x tau name die ape)....

teringat lak aku.. zaman dlu2... mane ade aku main bola2 ni... badminton je kemahiran sukan yg aku ade.. sejak msuk IPG ni.. mcm2 game aku try.. but still.. say no to soccer... aku x pndai main yg tu.. bukan sbb i ni kurang jntan kot... hahahaha... skrg ni hbis kluar sume jntan2 aku ade... PITAAAMM... anyway..moral nya disini, kalau x pndai main.. cube2 la main.. klau kena maki pun.. korang buat je muke kiut mcm pot belly aku tu... kiut kn die.. montel je.. hahahaha....

amacam.. jantan x?? hahahah... seronok main.. smpai sun burn.. T.T

sikit-sikit Babi...

aku nk share satu cerita.. bout someone one who loves babi... hahahaha.. x baik btul.. nk tau knape aku ckap cmtu.. sebab klau2 ade2 yang menyakitkan hati die, or nk marah someone, or brang terjatuh je...mesti die sebut.."baaabiiii"... aku rase kalau dlam sehari tu.. klau die x sebut baaabiii x sah.. mesti aku dgar jgak... geram telinga aku dgar.. asal minat sngat ngan babi ni.. nk bela sgt ke??

aku rase la kn die ni cultural shock skit kot.. sbb dlu die skola baik2... mungkin la x pernah gune or dgar cursing words... jd.. bile masuk U... feeling nk gune tu tnggi.. pittaaamm... ade jgak assumptions mcm ni.... gune la cursing words yg lain.. oit2 tu jgak yg ko plih... (bukan nk sruh gune cursing words ke ape) variety la skit... pegi la google cursing words yg lain...fed up aku... skali lagi klau aku dgar perkataan babi tu.. aku igt aku nk bg hadiah babi jenis pot belly.. mcm dlam Farmville tu.. comel je.. gemuk je... baru ko tau... andai la sebut babi pun kne samak.. korang rase brape kali die kena samak agaknya... hahahahahahahahah... pitaaamm... kepada sesiapa yg berkenaan.. kurang2kn lah perkataan tu.... xde nye maskulin kalau ko sebut word tu.. nmpk moron lagi ade la... hehehehehe.. sorri le klau bahasa kasar.. aku x rase ko bace blog aku pun... hahahahaha...

aku nak bagi die yang ni... comel kan.. aku nk letak ribbon..pastu bg kat die... KIUT nye......

jom tgok!!! (Fun Fact)

korang ade x phobia terhadap something???? aku obesophobia.... mmg takut sngat2.. hahaha mesti ade jgak kn...jom kite tngok.. phobia apekah anda??? list fobia from A to Z...



AAchluophobia - Fear of darkness.
Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
Aerophobia - Fear of flying.
Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.
Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
Androphobia - Fear of men.
Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.
Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.
Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders.
Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.
Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightening.
Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.
Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
Autophobia - Fear of being alone.

BBacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.
Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep slopes.
Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians.
Belonephobia - Fear of pins and needles.
Bibliophobia - Fear of books.
Botanophobia - Fear of plants.

CCacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed.
Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.
Chionophobia - Fear of snow.
Chromophobia - Fear of colors.
Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.
Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
Cyberphobia - Fear of computers.
Cynophobia - Fear of dogs.

DDendrophobia - Fear of trees.
Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.
Domatophobia - Fear of houses.
Dystychiphobia - Fear of accidents.

EEcophobia - Fear of the home.
Elurophobia - Fear of cats.
Entomophobia - Fear of insects.
Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.
Equinophobia - Fear of horses.

GGamophobia - Fear of marriage.
Genuphobia - Fear of knees.
Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.
Gynophobia - Fear of women.

HHeliophobia - Fear of the sun.
Hemophobia - Fear of blood.
Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.
Hydrophobia - Fear of water.
Hypochonria - Fear of illness.

IIatrophobia - Fear of doctors.
Insectophobia - Fear of insects.

KKoinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.

LLeukophobia - Fear of the color white.
Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.

MMageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.
Megalophobia - Fear of large things.
Melanophobia - Fear of the color black.
Microphobia - Fear of small things.
Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs.

NNecrophobia - Fear of death or dead things.
Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.
Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.
Nyctophobia - Fear of the dark.

OObesophobia - Fear of gaining weight.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Ombrophobia - Fear of rain.
Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes.
Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.

PPapyrophobia - Fear of paper.
Pathophobia - Fear of disease.
Pedophobia - Fear of children.
Philophobia - Fear of love.
Phobophobia - Fear of phobias.
Podophobia - Fear of feet.
Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.
Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns.
Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying.
Pyrophobia - Fear of fire.

SScolionophobia - Fear of school.
Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.
Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.
Somniphobia - Fear of sleep.

TTachophobia - Fear of speed.
Technophobia - Fear of technology.
Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.
Trypanophobia - Fear of needles / injections.

V-ZVenustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.
Verminophobia - Fear of germs.
Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.
Xenophobia - Fear of strangers or foreigners.
Zoophobia - Fear of animals.

haaaa..macam mne?? dh tau ke??? ade jgak yg fobia dgn perempuan cntik.. mcam2.... huhuhu.. bnyak lagi info kt link kt bwah

source:
http://psychology.about.com/od/phobias/a/phobialist.htm